Funny facebook Quote by Juniorjk

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!

— Anonymous

I think about Twitter as the friend that's always awake. It's why I tweet so much.

— DeRay Mckesson

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^

— Melchor Lim

Twitter is a blessing and a curse at the same time.

— Ashley Wagner

Social media is not going away and we're not all going to leave our phones for good. But we can make sure we don't…

— Jay Shetty

Love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy...

— Anonymous

I know what Twitter is; I don't use it. I don't use Facebook, so luckily, it does zero to my ego.

— Richard Armitage

Even if you're meditating, practicing yoga, reading a book, or taking a bath - It's so important for our wellbeing to just take some…

— Camille Kostek

“Managing a combined deal between Facebook and Twitter was like trying to engineer simultaneous orgasm between a premature ejaculator and a frigid woman: nigh…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

For most people, Twitter feels lonely.

— Chris Sacca

I am not very comfortable with Facebook and Twitter, and that's why I've kept myself away from such things.

— Tanushree Dutta

I tend not to look at Twitter in the morning; I try to force myself not to, for time management. I'll look at it…

— Lawrence O'Donnell