Funny facebook Quote by Anonymous

My ex changed his Facebook status tosuicidal and on the edge.. so I poked him.

— Camille Cassie Govender

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.

— Anonymous

My friends status said, standing on the edge of a cliff :/¦so I poked him.

— Ryah

That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook.

— Mario Tomasello

The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)

— Anonymous

Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

— Jessica Mcdoodle

I ran into my ex the other day.put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!

— Anonymous

“Today I fed him right off the bat, and only checked Facebook twice.”

— Chila Woychik

Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Facebook Hurts I Keep Getting Poked...

— Author Name

They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.

— Anonymous