Funny Quote by Camille Cassie Govender Download Open image “My ex changed his Facebook status tosuicidal and on the edge.. so I poked him.” — Camille Cassie Govender ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
My ex updated his Facebook status and said he was standing on a cliff, so I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...i v been trying for weeks... — Lawrence Copy Share Image
Facebook is so curious,anytime I tell him what's on my mind,he still asks me that question again and again. — Anita Cobblah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it. — Jessica Mcdoodle Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't know what to do when people poke me on Facebook...I get so confuse therefore, I just poke them back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God always has a way of making you give up something so that you may gain something better. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Before calling someone else fake ask yourself if you aren't? — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Never trust a girl that takes hours too text you back But when you're with her she always has her phone In her hand… — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
This is for all the BOYS..The boys who self harm..The boys who have eating disorders..The boys who suffer from anorexia, depression etc.The boys who… — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
As long as you are breathing you still have the chance for a better and happier life. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
The next time a women says all men are dogs, ask her which breed her father is .. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
*Teen girl in mirror*àI look like death! [Meanwhile in Hell] à*Death scoffs & flips his hair* Yeah, as if. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
I'm a strong believer that not everything you do needs and explanation. If you want a tattoo, get one. If you rather stay home… — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Women fall in love with what they hear and men fall in love with what they see, which is why women wear make up… — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Have you ever been in love?àHorrible, isn't it?It makes you so vulnerable.àIt opens your chest & it opens your heart.àIt means that someone can… — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Sometimes one keeps one's feelings to one's self because its hard for someone else to understand them. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Sex without Condoms is Magicalà_A baby appears &&àThe Father Disappears. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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