Facebook funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook funny Life Sex life
Facebook should add sexually active to their material status, it would save us on tons of poking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...i v been trying for weeks... — Lawrence Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook people are finding me that I don't really know. People poke you on Facebook. I'm like, 'Why? Why are you poking me?' — Bridget Kelly Copy Share Image
Facebook is my life I can't go a day with out a poke or chat. Video call or comment — Author Name Copy Share Image
Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't know what to do when people poke me on Facebook...I get so confuse therefore, I just poke them back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image