Quote by Lawrence

Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it.

— Anonymous

Facebook Hurts I Keep Getting Poked...

— Author Name

Facebook is my life I can't go a day with out a poke or chat. Video call or comment

— Author Name

Facebook should add sexually active to their material status, it would save us on tons of poking.

— Nikhil Saluja

I really don't know what to do when people poke me on Facebook...I get so confuse therefore, I just poke them back.

— Anonymous

Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too.

— Arjun Loveable

Anyone has Facebook??

— Eniss

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...

— Anonymous

Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds!

— Anonymous

The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u

— Babloo

Facebook alows you to talk to walls and poke people but not nudging like msn because that's just plain wrong!

— Bethan

Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!!

— Natasha Uys