Funny Quote by Anonymous

Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes.

— Nikhil Saluja

They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.

— Anonymous

Facebook check-in; helping guys stalk women since 2011.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

One of the things about being online is it's hard to forget people, so it's very easy to stalk an ex, it's very easy…

— Joanna Coles

It's a normal thing for people to do, going on Facebook and seeing pictures of their exes with their new significant others.

— Allison Williams

Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life.

— Anonymous

Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

— Anonymous

I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they find a…

— Anonymous

Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner.…

— Jennifer Harrison

Sorry, I dont follow fb. No, not 'facebook'; 'fake bitches'

— Alex

OMG!! I found myself at the act of stalking to my ex-gf twitter..why o why? (-.-)

— NA