Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey

Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.

— Anonymous

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

— Anonymous

We've never met before and I start telling you how much I love your favorite musicians, how I watch the same TV as you…

— Christopher Wylie

Admit it. You get a small rush ofhappiness when your crush likesyour facebook picture or status.

— Anonymous

You know you're not over him if you kept going through his Facebook page

— Annavamg

I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they find a…

— Anonymous

Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything?

— Nishan Singh

If your relationship is ruined by Facebook, don't blame Facebook. Thank Facebook for showing you the truth about this person.

— Bonnie Szeto

Theres always that one bitch that likes all of your boyfriends pictures on facebook.

— Anonymous

Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes.

— Nikhil Saluja

It really shows you how desperate people are on facebook. I'll see a girls pic and hit the like button if I do. Then…

— Kevin McCarty

Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him.

— Anonymous