Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds!

— Anonymous

I don't really use Facebook, because I find it a bit intrusive on your personal life.

— Tom Odell

They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.

— Anonymous

I felt like if I was on Facebook, I would probably spend my days looking at people's profiles, seeing what they do, and feeling…

— Camille Henrot

Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.

— Anonymous

Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life.

— Anonymous

We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.

— Anonymous

Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.

— Ambri Bright

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

— Bill Maher

I didn't get Facebook until I was maybe a junior or senior in high school.

— Emily Meade

If you're old enough to have a job and to have a life, you use Facebook exactly as advertised, you look up old friends.

— Jaron Lanier

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— ProudLesbian