Exes Quote by Bill Maher

I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.

— Anonymous

If facebook was a job, we'll all end up with fat paychecks

— Anonymous

Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook's data trove is enviable, and its moves into nearly every aspect of our lives - from payment to media, will create even more…

— John Battelle

We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.

— Anonymous

The thing that's been really surprising about the evolution of Facebook is - I think then, and I think now - that if we…

— Mark Zuckerberg

The best thing that would happen is for Facebook to open up its data. Failing that, there are other ways to get that information.

— Eric Schmidt

They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— ProudLesbian

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

— Hannah

Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems?

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— Anonymous