Funny facebook quotes Quote by Hannah Download Open image “Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.” — Hannah ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook quotes
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — ProudLesbian Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway... — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything good in… — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in… — Aicel Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on and check it every 10 minutes..… — Just 4 Social Networkerz Copy Share Image
Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.' — Hannah Copy Share Image
Whoever entered the political realm had first to be ready to risk his life, and too great a love for life obstructed freedom, was… — Hannah Copy Share Image
Conceptually, we may call truth what we cannot change; metaphorically, it is the ground on which we stand and the sky that stretches above… — Hannah Copy Share Image
Winter is one of my most tolerable seasons because I can be lazy without having to make excuses. — Hannah Copy Share Image
When I step into the batters box and hear my team say my name and they all cheer for me i feel as if… — Hannah Copy Share Image
I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so… — Hannah Copy Share Image
A misunderstanding in religion causes war, finding out what it really means brings peace. — Hannah Copy Share Image
These chicken heads/hoes are trying to play duck duck goose but I told them that this dick aint included. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I admit it guys in v-necks look sexy af. But when it goes all the way to his belly button...Nigga u gay! O_e — Alexia Copy Share Image
Avoiding the risk of going to some phycho ward I keep quiet around strangers. — Siyasanga Tshemese Copy Share Image
That momment when you're in class not paying attention in the teacher calls on you to read , But you don't no where they're… — Unkwon Copy Share Image
When you wake up in the morning, feeling like you are the only one in your room & it seems to be dark; dear,… — Scott Copy Share Image
- Don't You ever get the feeling , when you get a friend request on facebook &' (0 mutual friends ) Who Are You ? — NastajaLexi Copy Share Image
The sexual tension bus drivers have, as they pass another bus driver. — Amber Rose Whitaker Copy Share Image
Sometimes it feels as if I'm in a fantasy world, then I realize I'm still logged into Facebook — Tru Muse Copy Share Image
