Exes Quotes by John Fugelsang

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

— John Fugelsang

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

— John Fugelsang

Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.

— John Fugelsang

I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested…

— John Fugelsang

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic,…

— John Fugelsang

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

— John Fugelsang

We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.

— John Fugelsang

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

— John Fugelsang

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

— John Fugelsang

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

— John Fugelsang

I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to…

— John Fugelsang

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

— John Fugelsang

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

— John Fugelsang

I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out,

— John Fugelsang

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

— John Fugelsang