Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked. — John Fugelsang Blame Copy Share Image
Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times. — John Fugelsang Grover Copy Share Image
Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay. — John Fugelsang Cutting Copy Share Image
I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been… — John Fugelsang Names Copy Share Image
I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was… — John Fugelsang Catholic Copy Share Image
Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church. — John Fugelsang Amendments Copy Share Image
We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel. — John Fugelsang Country Copy Share Image
The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons. — John Fugelsang America Copy Share Image
The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV. — John Fugelsang Music Copy Share Image
I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd… — John Fugelsang Different Copy Share Image
Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself… — John Fugelsang America Copy Share Image
I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me… — John Fugelsang Christian Copy Share Image
Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ. — John Fugelsang Broadcasting Copy Share Image
Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than… — John Fugelsang Conservative Copy Share Image
I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take… — John Fugelsang Hunger Copy Share Image
People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs. — John Fugelsang Bits Copy Share Image
America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom. — John Fugelsang Abortion Copy Share Image
Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and… — John Fugelsang Abortion Copy Share Image
Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for… — John Fugelsang Bills Copy Share Image
But Al Jazeera America represents something more than news that isn’t profit or ratings driven — they represent foreign investment in a… — John Fugelsang Als Copy Share Image
You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and… — John Fugelsang Blame Copy Share Image
Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes. — John Fugelsang Church Copy Share Image
I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync. — John Fugelsang Backstreet Copy Share Image
