Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds!

— Anonymous

In Harlem, Facebook was big. Kids would make Facebook 'families,' where they would change their last name on Facebook and have the same last…

— Sheck Wes

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

— Bill Maher

“My phone dings and before I can pick it up, it dings several more times. I catch sly grins and snickers in my direction…

— JC Emery

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on who they…

— Anonymous

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on…

— Stephanie

OMG!! I found myself at the act of stalking to my ex-gf twitter..why o why? (-.-)

— NA

“I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.”

— Meredith Schorr

One of the things about being online is it's hard to forget people, so it's very easy to stalk an ex, it's very easy…

— Joanna Coles

Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.

— Anonymous

I don't stalk. I just update myself on what's going on in people's lives.

— Anonymous