Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If facebook was a job, we'll all end up with fat paychecks” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Jobs
The Government needs to find a way to make Facebook a career... it would open up so many jobs for people. — Ryah Copy Share Image
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Imagine if Facebook's users received a universal basic income every day. This isn't going to be easy because it means that inherently their business… — Brittany Kaiser Copy Share Image
When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
Facebook can spend and talk endlessly to defend itself so long as it keeps printing money. — Adam Lashinsky Copy Share Image
The true end users of Facebook are the marketers who want to reach and influence us. They are Facebook's paying customers; we are the… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
