Funny facebook status Quote by Nishan Singh Download Open image “Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything?” — Nishan Singh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they find a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on who they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't stalk. I just update myself on what's going on in people's lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate people that use their Facebook relationship status for attention. — Megan O'Kane Copy Share Image
“I hate it when people say 'follow your heart.' That is not a morally sufficient reason for stalking.” — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
No matter how awesome you are, not everybody will like you. Thats life. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
You know you're getting older when you fall asleep on the sofa & wake up the next morning … still on the sofa. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Its better to be yourself and have no friends, than it is to be like your friends and have no self. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women, because they are too busy loving the one they have. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, dates or showing off, It's about being with the person that makes you happy. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room at… — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
If we doubted our fears instead of doubting our dreams, imagine how much we'd accomplish in life. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
You cannot call yourself religious if you pray to God with the same mouth that you use to curse & criticize people. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
