Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women, because they are too busy loving the one they… — Nishan Singh A real man Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same… — Nishan Singh Batman Copy Share Image
If we doubted our fears instead of doubting our dreams, imagine how much we'd accomplish in life. — Nishan Singh Accomplishment Copy Share Image
Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room. — Nishan Singh Food Copy Share Image
You cannot call yourself religious if you pray to God with the same mouth that you use to curse & criticize people. — Nishan Singh Religion Copy Share Image
Sometimes you miss the memories more than you miss the person. — Nishan Singh Forget Copy Share Image
No matter how awesome you are, not everybody will like you. Thats life. — Nishan Singh Being awesome Copy Share Image
You know you're getting older when you fall asleep on the sofa & wake up the next morning … still on the sofa. — Nishan Singh Getting older Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, dates or showing off, It's about being with the person that makes you happy. — Nishan Singh Being happy Copy Share Image
Its better to be yourself and have no friends, than it is to be like your friends and have no self. — Nishan Singh Be yourself Copy Share Image
Guns don't kill people. Hot girls with scary fathers kill people. — Nishan Singh Amendment Copy Share Image
They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of...oh look a kitty! — Nishan Singh Add Copy Share Image
The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you. — Nishan Singh Good break up Copy Share Image
Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.' — Nishan Singh Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh Alcohol Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? — Nishan Singh Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease? You make new friends every day. — Nishan Singh Dementia Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your granny is scolding you and her false teeth falls out — Nishan Singh Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Ever have that awkward moment when you realize that Wikipedia has copied your homework? — Nishan Singh Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Passion is tearing the panties off. Sexy is seductively sliding them down. Married is taking time to fold them. — Nishan Singh Marriage Copy Share Image
Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. — Nishan Singh Cell phone Copy Share Image
