Clever facebook status Quote by Nishan Singh Download Open image “Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'” — Nishan Singh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Google Humor Internet Silly
I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
You never want to have that ticking clock and know that you had all this time and didn't use it. — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Weasley glanced at the grandfather clock in the corner. Harry liked this clock. It was completely useless if you wanted to know the time, but otherwise very informative. It had nine golden hands, and each of them was engraved with one of the Weasley family’s names. There were no numerals around the face, but descriptions of where each family… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share
CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“We are all of us clocks whose faces tell the passing years.” — Arthur Stanley Eddington Copy Share Image
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
No matter how awesome you are, not everybody will like you. Thats life. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
You know you're getting older when you fall asleep on the sofa & wake up the next morning … still on the sofa. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Its better to be yourself and have no friends, than it is to be like your friends and have no self. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women, because they are too busy loving the one they have. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, dates or showing off, It's about being with the person that makes you happy. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room at… — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
If we doubted our fears instead of doubting our dreams, imagine how much we'd accomplish in life. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty ho next to you it's wicked cool... Talk tough threw your status, but show fear in the real world ... Tag me, poke me, inbox me, Mayb you can tell everybody about me.. Say how… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
