Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of...oh look a kitty! — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
No matter how awesome you are, not everybody will like you. Thats life. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
You know you're getting older when you fall asleep on the sofa & wake up the next morning ........ still on the sofa. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Its better to be yourself and have no friends, than it is to be like your friends and have no self. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women, because they are too busy loving the one they have. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, dates or showing off, It's about being with the person that makes you happy. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room at… — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
If we doubted our fears instead of doubting our dreams, imagine how much we'd accomplish in life. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
