Funny facebook Quote by Saul Rodriguez Download Open image “OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh crap, it broke.” — Saul Rodriguez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I left a ball of Oreo filling out for months one time. It never got hard. Lot of unnatural things in the world.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“I just saved your fucking life, Mom. . . . You could at least offer me an Oreo.” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
IM NOT A FUCKING COOKIE. Next time someone calls me an oreo shit is going down, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
“Oreo has started putting jokes on the side of packages. Listen to this—‘Serving size: three cookies.” — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb. — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie Copy Share Image
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Mk Copy Share Image
They say Gatorade is mainstream. I say Electrolytes can go fuck themselves. Imma drink Arizona Green Tea Bitch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It used to be, Can I have your number? Now it's, Do you have Facebook :D :D — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Typical Me Copy Share Image
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
My ex updated his Facebook status and said he was standing on a cliff, so I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
