Funny Quote by Santana Download Open image “Oreos just aren't the same without the milk.” — Santana ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I’m not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It’s a fundamental character flaw, possibly… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. — Robert Redford Copy Share Image
The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In some circles there's a conception that milk chocolate is the Merlot of the chocolate world. — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
While a lot of milk chocolate just so happens to be poor quality, milk chocolate itself is not the problem. — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
I think I have high expectations when it comes to guys and relationships.. But would you rather have high expectations or low standards? — Santana Copy Share Image
There should be a confused emoji because half the time I have no clue whats going on.. — Santana Copy Share Image
I text back at an embarrassingly fast speed or 5 hours later. There is no in between. — Santana Copy Share Image
If you text me and I don't reply, it's not that I hate you. Either I fell asleep, I'm busy, or 6 months have passed. — Santana Copy Share Image
It'd be cool to pause parts of memories inside your head and print them off as pictures. — Santana Copy Share Image
I think the reason we don't listen to our parents half the time is because we need to learn things on our own. Without… — Santana Copy Share Image
When nobody was there I was there when nobody cared I cared ,when you had troubles I picked you up and I gave you… — Santana Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
