My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Lucas seemed to have realized our prediciment at the same moment I had. "I haven't got my credit card with me. Kinda… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
I would go to the craft services table and have Oreos or whatever, and a grown woman would come up to me… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
As we're standing there I realize we're almost exactly the same height. We must look like the dark and light side of… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Organic Oreos are not a health food. When Coca-Cola begins selling organic Coke, as it surely will, the company will have struck… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Researchers in the U.K. have developed a vegetable called super broccoli designed to fight heart disease. Not to be outdone, researchers in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Question: Does it frost Jackson, Jesse Jackson, that someone like Obama, who fits the stereotype blacks once labeled as an Oreo --… — John McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
A lot of people love Oreos. So their manufacturer is making money. That means more dividends for shareholders. — Maria Bartiromo Copy Share Image
What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot… — Dean Hughes Copy Share Image
Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
I’m not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It’s a fundamental character… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
Combining the lack of emotional literacy they may be imbued with, with the fact that if you're black you're not supposed to… — John Amaechi Copy Share Image
I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch -… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em, And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em.… — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better! — Erinn Westbrook Copy Share Image
