Carrots Quote by Dean Hughes

“Slow down, and enjoy that stuff if it’s possible. Kathy doesn’t care what time I leave, only what time I clock out, and she…

— John Barnes

“I just saved your fucking life, Mom. . . . You could at least offer me an Oreo.”

— Neal Stephenson

“but when I told her they didn’t cost one penny and were very nutritious (I made that part up, but I’m sure it must…

— Ruth Reichl

“If this was adulthood, the only improvement she could detect in her situation was that now she could eat dessert without eating her vegetables.”

— Lisa Alther

“The carrots weren’t working; it was time for a little stick.”

— Susannah Nix

“Why didn’t they just toss the kid in her crib?” “You haven’t been around many kids, have you?” “Not safe. They smell too good,…

— Judith Post

If this was adulthood the only improvement she could detect in her situation was that she could now eat dessert without eating her vegetables.

— Lisa Alther

“every session I had no fewer than sixteen girls with “allergies” to dairy and wheat—cheese and bread basically—but also to garlic, eggplant, corn, and…

— Gabrielle Hamilton

“It is important to eat Oreos the right way.”

— Catherine Gilbert Murdock

“THE BOUNTY In her kitchen, she saw many things she would like to eat. On the counter, there was a bunch of new bananas,…

— Dave Eggers

“Cooking and eating were growing to irritate her with their relentless necessity.”

— China Miéville

“Nothing irritated her more than these high-and-mighty vegetarians who ate meat sometimes and then decided that it didn’t really count.”

— David Sedaris