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“Slow down, and enjoy that stuff if it’s possible. Kathy doesn’t care what time I leave, only what time I clock out, and she knows sometimes I sleep here when I’m locked out, or have friends over. Everything’s cool as long as I clock out on time.” She swallowed that big bite she’d rammed in, and…” quote by John Barnes
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““Slow down, and enjoy that stuff if it’s possible. Kathy doesn’t care what time I leave, only what time I clock out, and she knows sometimes I sleep here when I’m locked out, or have friends over. Everything’s cool as long as I clock out on time.” She swallowed that big bite she’d rammed in, and said, “Okay. Jeez, I’m so hungry, this stuff is good.” Ketchup for your fries, miss? I can recommend it—it’s my main source of vitamin C.” She smiled. “Sure. What does Kathy do if you clock out late?” Well, a couple times I’ve fallen asleep and done it, and gotten off with a warning. Eventually, though, if I made a habit of it, I’d disappear in the middle of the night, and never be seen again, and the only clues the police would have would be a few orange hairs and some enormous shoe prints. But for a few weeks afterward, all over the country, the Quarter Pounders would taste just a little bit more like Lightsburg, Ohio.””

John Barnes

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Last Starship, 2015

The passage mixes mundane work life with surreal, dark humor, highlighting absurdity of routine and hidden dangers.

In simple terms: Work routine can hide bizarre, dangerous consequences.

Key Takeaway

Stay aware of hidden risks.

Themes

routine absurdity danger humor

Mood

cautious reflective

Type

satirical darkly comedic

When to use this quote

  • night shifts
  • late work hours
  • office culture
  • personal safety

Key Concepts

surrealism social critique dark comedy

Questions to Reflect On

  • What hidden dangers exist in your routine?
  • How does humor affect perception of risk?
A Different Perspective

Humor may downplay serious safety concerns.

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