“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.” — Sean Keogh Success Copy Share Image
“How did the fool and his money get together in the first place?” — Sean Keogh First place Copy Share Image
“My programs don't have bugs... they have random features.” — Sean Keogh Programming Copy Share Image
“Politics: A combination of "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning irritating little bugs.” — Sean Keogh Politics Copy Share Image
“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.” — Sean Keogh Unfamiliar territory Copy Share Image
“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.” — Sean Keogh Art Copy Share Image
“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.” — Sean Keogh Humor Copy Share Image
“There are few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosive.” — Sean Keogh Personal problems Copy Share Image
“Whoever said you can't buy happiness has never been shopping.” — Sean Keogh Happiness Copy Share Image
“If you think things can't get any worse, you have no imagination.” — Sean Keogh Imagination Copy Share Image