Funny Quote by Sean Keogh Download Open image ““Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me up my clothes.”” — Sean Keogh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“I'm going to have a hard time sending you off with Scott in that dress. Just a heads-up: If you come home and the… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“I gave a relenting sigh. "Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's." Pj's that consisted of nothing but a tank top and boy shorts--an image I didn't want to sear into Scott's mind. Scott smiled. "I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to glance at the candy counter." Ugh. The dimple in his… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share
“I'm nothing, not a single thing. The only particle I had, the only tiny thing raising me up, is that I was Ed Slaterton's… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“You know, there’s this thing called pants. You should try it out.” He cast me a cheeky grin as he turned. “You’d be devastated.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“It was almost funny, really. Such a strong reaction to a bunch of shirtless guys.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“What the hell, I think. My pistol is on my hips and my balls are between my legs.” — Daniel H. Wilson Copy Share Image
“But me, my jeans, tank, boots and socks, commando and braless, walked right out the door and, like we had many, many times before,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“We enter the dressing room where mirrors are waiting to laugh at me.” — Parneshia Jones Copy Share Image
“Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“Politics: A combination of "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning irritating little bugs.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
