Programming Quote by Sean Keogh Download Open image ““My programs don't have bugs... they have random features.”” — Sean Keogh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Programming
“Errors in code are what programmers call bugs, though when our programs go wrong, we prefer to call them “unexpected additional features.” Very” — Paul Wilton Copy Share Image
I'm not saying we purposely introduced bugs or anything, but this is kind of a natural result of any complexities of software... that you… — Will Wright Copy Share Image
Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence! — Edsger Dijkstra Copy Share Image
“we just don't have the time to go chasing after bugs that the automated tests could have found for us. We have to spend… — Andrew Hunt Copy Share Image
“Pragmatic Programmers are different. We are driven to find our bugs now, so we don't have to endure the shame of others finding our… — Andrew Hunt Copy Share Image
With software products, it is usual to find that the software has major `bugs' and does not work reliably for some users... The lay… — David Parnas Copy Share Image
“Things have gotten faster but the software has gotten slower and buggier in the meantime.” — Peter Seibel Copy Share Image
“Continually adding features to software turns out to be equally unsustainable.” — Giles Colborne Copy Share Image
“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“Politics: A combination of "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning irritating little bugs.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.” — Sean Keogh Copy Share Image
Of everything I have done, 'The Archers' always gets the most excitement; there's a sort of uncontrollable joy from fans of the program. — Felicity Jones Copy Share Image
When we shipped 'Borderlands 2,' we didn't ship it with a plan of how the level cap was going to increase. We didn't have… — Randy Pitchford Copy Share Image
It is no secret that I have read 'The Da Vinci Code' several times. I genuinely believe that 'The Da Vinci Code' and 'Angels… — Ashwin Sanghi Copy Share Image
“Check the program before you two start undressing and...well, doing whatever freaky shit you talked Harley into.” I” — James Cox Copy Share Image
Programmers are always surrounded by complexity; we cannot avoid it.... If our basic tool, the language in which we design and code our programs,… — Tony Hoare Copy Share Image
One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code. — Ken Thompson Copy Share Image
Limit use of shareware and public domain software to systems without fixed disks. If you do use them on fixed disks, allocate separate subdirectories...… — John McAfee Copy Share Image
I'm publicist, patron of nine charities, creative director, food consultant, recipe developer - and mum. — Jack Monroe Copy Share Image
With VR, we have this same vision, which is create this ultimate platform for sharing your imagination. Our huge community of 300,000 developers creates… — David Baszucki Copy Share Image
It would be a piece of ingenuousness to accuse the man of today of his lack of moral code. The accusation would leave him… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
A lot of the kids gave a lot of positive feedback about if I ever became a coach, they would love to play in… — Penny Hardaway Copy Share Image