Carrots Quote by Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

— Mae West

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner

— Henry Sambrooke Leigh

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.

— Cyril Connolly

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

— Bob Hope

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

— Anonymous

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

— Margaret Cho

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

— Harry Secombe

At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.

— Mason Cooley

The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.

— Socrates

Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat.

— Jill Johnson

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

— Herbert V. Prochnow

Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or…

— Phil McGraw