I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it. — Harry Secombe Copy Share Image