Men Quotes by Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

— Mae West

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

— Mae West

men are not realists - only women are.

— Mae West

Never ask a man where he has been.

— Mae West

I believe in the single standard -- for men and women.

— Mae West

Men are my life, diamonds are my career.

— Mae West

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

— Mae West

I know so much about men because I went to night school.

— Mae West

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see…

— Mae West

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

— Mae West

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

— Mae West

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

— Mae West

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.

— Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

— Mae West

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

— Mae West

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

— Mae West

You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man…

— Mae West

I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a…

— Mae West

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

— Mae West

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

— Mae West

Some of the wildest men make the best pets.

— Mae West

I never set out to make men a career; it just happened that way.

— Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

— Mae West

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

— Mae West

It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.

— Mae West

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

— Mae West

I like a man what takes his time.

— Mae West

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back…

— Mae West

Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.

— Mae West

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

— Mae West

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!

— Mae West

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

— Mae West

I'm a good woman for a bad man.

— Mae West

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

— Mae West

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

— Mae West

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.

— Mae West

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

— Mae West

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

— Mae West

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.

— Mae West

I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.

— Mae West