Men Quotes by Mae West · Page 2

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

— Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

— Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

— Mae West

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

— Mae West

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

— Mae West

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

— Mae West

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he…

— Mae West

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.

— Mae West

Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been…

— Mae West

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

— Mae West

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

— Mae West

Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!

— Mae West

I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.

— Mae West

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

— Mae West

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

— Mae West

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

— Mae West

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

— Mae West

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.

— Mae West

I'm a good woman for a bad man.

— Mae West

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

— Mae West

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash…

— Mae West

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

— Mae West

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

— Mae West

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.

— Mae West

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

— Mae West