Ems Quote by Mae West Download Open image “Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.” — Mae West ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ems Floors Lay Lays Like Linoleum Linoleum Linoleum Floors Men Men Like Walks Years
Men are like paving slabs, lay them right first time and you get to safely walk over them forever. — Cristine Shye Copy Share Image
Some men can live up to their loftiest ideals without ever going higher than a basement. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The trouble with men is that they are mean-they may mean, but they don't move. — Harry Hooton Copy Share Image
Men should be like turtles. They have a tough exterior for protection and longevity; but they can stick their necks out and reveal their… — S Riley Copy Share Image
Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some men are like birds, they fly around far away but at the end of the day they return to their nest, just like… — Shalom Copy Share Image
Men are like Slinky's - Good for nothing, but you can't help but smile when one falls down a flight of stairs! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are different than women, and men live with - with some very difficult obstacles. I mean, a man, basically, in his true nature,… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.” — Mae West Copy Share Image
Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus. — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
I don't write my own publicity materials, I just read 'em and give 'em the OK. — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
Some things in this world just ain't meant to be, not in the times we want 'em to, and the heart has to hold… — James McBride Copy Share Image
I've always said about 50% of what happens at a concert has to do with the audience. If you play for a dead audience… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
My mother knew how to read music and everything. But I just kinda learned off of records. And so, I was listening to records… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Those Aussie rugby fans are a bunch of sore losers. I hate 'em all. — Jonny Wilkinson Copy Share Image
This world o' God's is brighter Than we ever dream or know; Its burdens growin' lighter- An' it's Love that makes 'em so! An'… — Frank Lebby Stanton Copy Share Image
If you really serious ’bout helpin’ somebody, crawl down in the ditch with ’em, bandage up their wounds, and stick with ’em until they… — Denver Moore Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm a wimp and even my own band hates me. Oh, well. I guess I'll just flip 'em the bird! — Black Francis Copy Share Image
