Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guys
Men and women are not the same in the kitchen. Women tend to be uninhibited and instinctive. Men are inconsistent, egotistical show-offs. — John Torode Copy Share Image
Men are just like unlit lamps: in themselves they are no good for anything, but, when lit, they can be handy to have around… — Moderata Fonte Copy Share Image
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Men are like fine wine; It's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you… — Superman Copy Share Image
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with… — Superman Copy Share Image
Men will always be men. No matter how delicious the food is, they will get tired of eating it again and again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some men are like birds, they fly around far away but at the end of the day they return to their nest, just like… — Shalom Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
