Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back… — Mae West Copy Share Image
All the raves were just words. You don't want to let words confuse you. Words come cheap. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it. — Mae West Copy Share Image
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.” — Mae West Copy Share Image