Humorous Quote by Mae West Download Open image “Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present” — Mae West ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Innuendo Men Past Sarcastic Time Witty
Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A man or a woman should live in the present not in the past because if he did ,he doesn't prosper in life ! — Paul John II N Caballero Copy Share Image
Men will love to the last, but they love what is fresh and new. A woman's love can live on the recollection of the… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
There ain't a man in the world cares about a woman's past until he's thinking of her in his future. — Dru Pagliassotti Copy Share Image
The one charm about the past is that it is the past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Let’s just put it this way: if you think there’s a thing – anything – women didn’t do in the past, you’re wrong. — Kameron Hurley Copy Share Image
I like a woman with a future and a past, a lil attitude problem all good, it'll make shit last. — Drake Copy Share Image
A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a woman and begins to act like a man — Leonor Kretzer Sullivan Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.” — Mae West Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird sigh when you sat down on it. I'm not a germaphobe or anything like that, but it is weird to think about all the ass time this seat had seen before we moved in. This is… — Adam Carolla Copy Share
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle,… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog… — Mike Harding Copy Share
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
