Humorous Quote by Mae West

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

— Mae West

I don't care too much what happened in the past. I prefer to focus on what is coming next and I am really looking…

— Sebastian Vettel

I never hanker after the past - I prefer to devote myself to new tasks.

— Steffi Graf

If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.

— Alan Moore

I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the constitution to a man who will burn the constitution…

— Craig Washington

I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their shoes kill your feet.

— Lynne Carter

Women don't like men who know they're good looking. They'd much prefer a man who doesn't know he's good looking.

— George Hamilton

“I’m not interested in any other man’s G-string. In fact,” she slipped her hands down the back of his pants and squeezed his tight,…

— Jennifer Turner

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.

— George Bernard Shaw

Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, whats to destroy?

— Anonymous

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

— Anonymous

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

— Mae West

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

— Mae West

I like a man what takes his time.

— Mae West

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

— Mae West