Humorous Quote by William J. Clinton Download Open image “Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it?” — William J. Clinton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Jail Stupid Want
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When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it. That's what we did in the announcement I made last weekend on… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I take full responsability...for what we did. It was the right thing to do. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Undeniably, character does count for our citizens, out communities, and our Nation, and this week we celebrate the importance of character in our individual… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Even as people take pride in their national independence, we know we are becoming more and more interdependent. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
To build a twenty-first-century economy, America must revive a nineteenth-century habit--investing in the common, national economic resources that enable every person and every firm… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
One of the things that I think we have learned is that we should all be very careful about making predictions about the future. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Only astrophysicists new about the Internet 20 years ago. Today my cat has a website. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Our military superiority is so great - it's far greater than it was in the Gulf War, and the Gulf War was over in… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
You know, I've always been really interested in this stuff, and I'm going to read this. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
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We [Democrats] have got to be strong. When we look weak in a time where people feel insecure, we lose. when people feel uncertain,… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
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