Comedy Quote by Adam Sandler Download Open image “I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.” — Adam Sandler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Fragile Funny Jail Jail Fragile Want Want Jail
There's no reason for me to go to jail because I'm want to be a good person. — Mike Perry Copy Share Image
I feel like if I wasn't to go to jail, I probably wouldn't be the person I am - I wouldn't. — Lil Tjay Copy Share Image
Being in jail is difficult too because it's like being in a graveyard, you can't do much. — Benazir Bhutto Copy Share Image
I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I often slip into costume as the lead character in whatever bedtime story I am reading. This is a little weird because my daughters… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
