I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch. — Hermione Gingold Copy Share Image
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it. — Harry Secombe Copy Share Image
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I… — Janette Barber Copy Share Image
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
