Funny diet Quotes by Mae West

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

— Mae West

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

— Mae West

Look your best - who said love is blind?

— Mae West

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

— Mae West

In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.

— Mae West

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

— Mae West

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

— Mae West

Live close, visit often.

— Mae West

A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.

— Mae West

Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.

— Mae West

“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.”

— Mae West

Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

— Mae West