Gordon Korman

“He should earn a puffy-tail for helping and lose it for being mean,” Parker puts in. “At least then he breaks even.”

— Gordon Korman

“Hamilton was bug-eyed. "Who are those people?" Jonah held his head. "Man, I should have known it was a mistake to say…

— Gordon Korman

“After so many reversals of fortune today, they half expected a meteorite to hurtle from the sky and vaporize them if they…

— Gordon Korman

For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

— Gordon Korman

“Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others?" Dan snapped. "Can't you just see that's better than being nice one…

— Gordon Korman

“Dear Mr. Weston, Hello again. We were beginning to wonder what had happened to you. I guess things have been pretty quiet…

— Gordon Korman

“Amy took in the inspired look on her brother’s face. “That’s stealing!” Dan”

— Gordon Korman

Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard…

— Gordon Korman

“She was salted in the ladies’ room?”

— Gordon Korman

“It was no place for a Kabra, not even a poor one living in exile with a psychopathic cat. He approached the…

— Gordon Korman

The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it.…

— Gordon Korman

We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point," Ian agreed. "Return…

— Gordon Korman

“You did a politics project on a government that got overthrown on the due date? Man, did anybody ever tell you you've…

— Gordon Korman

“It's like Eldridge Kestenbaum always says - you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." "Horse manure catches more flies than…

— Gordon Korman

Art theft gave a guy an appetite.

— Gordon Korman

“I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird.”

— Gordon Korman

Where's Amy?" Ian put in. "Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a day.…

— Gordon Korman

“them from both sides, it looked like escape. Dan”

— Gordon Korman

“Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?" Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up!”

— Gordon Korman

“ Ow! " "Hold still," Sinead ordered. "And don't be such a baby." She dabbed at the angry red mark behind Ian's…

— Gordon Korman

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

— Gordon Korman

“bladelike motion of the shoulders as she”

— Gordon Korman

If the cake fits, eat it!

— Gordon Korman

Free food!" mumbled Hamilton, his mouth full. "No wonder you're rich. You don't have to pay for anything." "Since when is it…

— Gordon Korman

“Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. " Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft," Grace commented. "Is it after…

— Gordon Korman