Humor Quote by Gordon Korman Download Open image ““I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird.”” — Gordon Korman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“The ferret sat and examined his foot "What in the world am I?" he asked, alarmed "I look like some sort of rodent ! ” — Rachel Roberts Copy Share Image
“A little bunny or some kind of ferret was probably there too, and bore witness as only rodents can.” — John Ashbery Copy Share Image
“If I’m ever unsure as to the correct course of action, I’ll think, “What would a ferret do?” — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“The ferret didn't matter. Because there was something about Mick that wasn't a fake anything. And Winnie herself felt more real somehow, running around,… — Judith Ivory Copy Share Image
“With a horse and cart, a ferret, a dog and a gun, who could not be happy?” — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! Where… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“And when we get there you can shave that fucking ferret's nest off your face.” — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“Tha know where thy are we' ferrets. Ya never know where ya are we' lasses” — Gervase Phinn Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, you just gotta be the weird one. It's always the weird one that stands out anyway, right? Nobody cares about the sheep; it's… — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
“If you wish to catch a rabbit you put a ferret into the hole, and if the rabbit is there he runs.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“He should earn a puffy-tail for helping and lose it for being mean,” Parker puts in. “At least then he breaks even.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Hamilton was bug-eyed. "Who are those people?" Jonah held his head. "Man, I should have known it was a mistake to say I'd be… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“After so many reversals of fortune today, they half expected a meteorite to hurtle from the sky and vaporize them if they dared to… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others?" Dan snapped. "Can't you just see that's better than being nice one minute and… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Dear Mr. Weston, Hello again. We were beginning to wonder what had happened to you. I guess things have been pretty quiet since the… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“Amy took in the inspired look on her brother’s face. “That’s stealing!” Dan” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“It was no place for a Kabra, not even a poor one living in exile with a psychopathic cat. He approached the counter and… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it. "Wow! How… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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