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“The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it. "Wow! How big is the lock?" Jonah laughed. "There is no lock, cuz. It's an honorary gig. Back in my crib in LA, I've got a whole shed full of keys from different cities. Want to know…” quote by Gordon Korman
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“The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it. "Wow! How big is the lock?" Jonah laughed. "There is no lock, cuz. It's an honorary gig. Back in my crib in LA, I've got a whole shed full of keys from different cities. Want to know the kicker? I can't get at them. The gardener lost the key to the shed.”

Gordon Korman

About This Quote

Source Book: Swindle by Gordon Korman, 2008

A humorous anecdote about a symbolic key that represents status but has no practical use, highlighting absurdities in prestige.

In simple terms: A funny story about a fake key that shows how status can be meaningless.

Key Takeaway

Don't let symbols replace real solutions.

Themes

humor status absurdity youth adventure

Mood

playful lighthearted reflective

Type

anecdotal humorous satirical

When to use this quote

  • school projects
  • friendship
  • collecting memorabilia
  • solving puzzles

Key Concepts

symbolism social critique irony

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does the “honorary” key say about how we value symbols?
  • How can we focus on practical solutions over status symbols?
A Different Perspective

The joke may downplay the frustration of losing access to something valuable.

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