Cookies Quote by Christopher Moore

“Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don't like to put up with that level of insane unless there's some kind…

— Lauren Beukes

It's just him and me and cookies

— Anonymous

IM NOT A FUCKING COOKIE. Next time someone calls me an oreo shit is going down,

— Anonymous

“You’re not the only one in this relationship who loves a challenge,” he says. “And just so you know for the future, I like…

— Simone Elkeles

He brings me candy and kisses too because I'm stuck on him I'll stick to him like glue.

— Millie Small

“He was puny and insignificant, and he was trying to keep me from my chocolate?”

— Stephanie Burgis

“You know how they've got these cookie assortments, and you like some but you don't like others? And you eat up all the ones…

— Haruki Murakami

“Whenever I drink too much, I get this craving for bread.” He watched me with amusement as I mashed two slices together and ate…

— Eva Pohler

God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.

— Amelie Nothomb

“There’s an organic grocery store just off the highway exit. I can’t remember the last time I went shopping for food.” A smile glittered…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Ladies, I think I speak for the majority of us on the face of the planet when I say we all have that guy…

— Kellie Hart

I just pack up my pantry with lots of Oreos and other chocolate treats to disguise the fact that I don't have Tim Tams.

— Keiynan Lonsdale