Funny but true Quote by Tom Althouse

“It’s quite simple, really. Someone offers me chocolate cake or donuts or something, I kind of black out, then come to and I’m covered…

— Ophelia London

“I want them to bite into a cookie, and think of me, and smile. Food is love. Food has a power.”

— Jael McHenry

“I prefer coffee, actually. I take it with cream and a bit of sugar. It is my favorite thing. Well, except for chocolate. And…

— Elisa Braden

“I like coffee so much that I have tea for breakfast. The first cup of the day in particular is so good that I’m…

— Christoph Niemann

“They’re like chocolate-chip cookies, though. Can’t have just one.”

— Steve Berry

“I’m a smart cookie. Chocolate chip.”

— Jarod Kintz

“However, just for future reference…if you’re buying people off, I’m an oatmeal cookie kind of guy myself. Add chocolate chips, and I’d do anything…

— Amy Gregory

“If something is eating at you, you gotta find a way to use it.”

— Speak

“Can I make it up to you? Coffee? Tea? Me?”

— Tiffany Reisz

“Some people have no business attending a dignified tea. Gawking as if I belong in a zoo, when they're the ones who have all…

— A.G. Howard

“You are neither coffee nor tea, you are just the right amount of whatever it is I’m trying to find.”

— Sade Andria Zabala

“Not only are you what you eat, but you also can be what's eating you. Don't become your problems or let them overtake you.”

— Anthony Liccione