“The fact that we're all different is the one thing we all have in common.” — Justin Young Copy Share Image
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. — Brian Pickrell Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore.” — Michael Dobbs Copy Share Image
“What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.” — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Funny but true: boy did mistake girl shouted boy said sorry, girl did mistake boy shouted girl started crying boy said sorry. — Asli Copy Share Image
“Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can, politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot. Because the stuff… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“...it's true what they say about turning into your mother; I grew up with her yelling, 'Am I talking to myself?' To… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how… — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
“Being a christian in South Africa always keeps your faith in check. One minute you waiting for rapture or Jesus to come… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
“Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.” — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
“There's no denying Bird-man's well-intentioned heart. He's a good guy, not the type of prick who would take your favorite Stryper t-shirt… — Shauna Cross Copy Share Image
“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There were girls at school whose families grew to a robust five or six. There were girls with seven or eight-which was… — Anne Enright Copy Share Image
“It’s funny but true: you can much more easily bottle up an emotion when it’s hi-grade nuclear. You give away the little… — Michael Reilly Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“No one is ever 'ready' to go on the adventure of a lifetime," Acatar replies sagely. "The only things you need to… — Arianna Fox Copy Share Image
“The thing about being an unstoppable force is that you can really only enjoy the experience of being one when you have… — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
“Everything we men do, everything we men have done for the past 100,000 years, is all about attracting a mate. When a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Sure, I said. But some people would ask, 'How can you expect others to replicate what you're doing here?' What would be… — Paul Farmer & Tracy Kidder Copy Share Image
“Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“There is no reason to hate anybody, because we came into existence, not by hate-making, but through love-making.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“When boys get mad its not so bad When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start!” — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my… — Sue Ann Jaffarian Copy Share Image
“Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's gone. ~ Beverly, in The Secret Virgin” — Kate Gilead Copy Share Image
