Funny but true Quote by Sue Ann Jaffarian

“I'm a disgruntled ex-civil servant, and I'm armed. If you don't process my license right now I'm going to start making small, yet significant…

— Howard Tayler

“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” then I hope I wouldn’t try…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens”

— Ray Palla

“Police only have to see that me don’t have no shoes before he say what the bloodcloth you nasty naiggers doing ’round decent people,…

— Marlon James

“A foot on the neck is nine points of the law.”

— Terry Pratchett

“You snuck across my yard like a trained mercenary. Dressed in a black getup without so much as a pebble misplaced under your shoe…

— Jocelyn Adams

“My head is a prison I’ve been locked in from the start, So if I'm treated like a criminal I might as well play…

— Dan Garfat-Pratt

“Do I need an attorney or something? Because really, I feel like a criminal. I mean I could have had my cellmate’s name tattooed…

— Lynda LeeAnne

“The long arm of the law ends in the pimp hand of justice.”

— Peter O'Brien

“Okay, you’re older. Not much, really. And considering you love staying in shape and I refuse to run, we’ll probably get all old and…

— Cherise Sinclair

“Even for the very clever it can be like breaking bones to stand back from something that’s been in front of you all your…

— Paul Hoffman

“Neither the state guards nor the municipal police stopped me. What they saw going by was no longer a man but the curious product…

— Jean Genet