Funny Quote by Brian Pickrell

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

— Harlan Ellison

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity

— Anonymous

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity

— Frank Zappa

“The four most common chemically active elements in the universe—hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen—are the four most common elements of life on Earth. We…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity

— Frank Zappa

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that…

— Frank Zappa

“With only one proton in its nucleus, hydrogen is the lightest and simplest element, made entirely during the big bang. Out of the ninety-four…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient…

— Frank Zappa

“All the elements other than hydrogen and helium make up just 0.04 percent of the universe. Seen from this perspective, the periodic system appears…

— Sam Kean

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

— Frank Zappa

“NO ONE GETS OUT OF CHILDHOOD ALIVE. It's not the first time I've said that. But among the few worthy bon mots I've gotten…

— Harlan Ellison

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

— Babloo