Building Quote by Frank Zappa

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient…

— Frank Zappa

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity

— Frank Zappa

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

— Harlan Ellison

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

— Frank Zappa

“With only one proton in its nucleus, hydrogen is the lightest and simplest element, made entirely during the big bang. Out of the ninety-four…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity

— Anonymous

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

— Brian Pickrell

Three-fourths of the universe is hydrogen, and oxygen is incredibly abundant, too. So H2O is something you can find nearly everywhere.

— Seth Shostak

Some of the hydrogen in your body comes from the Big Bang, and when you see a kid walking down the street with a…

— Jocelyn Bell Burnell

So I submit to my colleagues here today that hydrogen is not as far away as we think it is.

— Bob Inglis

Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.

— Anonymous