I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“I think that any artistic decision that is based on whether or not you are going to make money it is not… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
