Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
People call me for interviews on censorship type topics all the time, like that Gannette interview.I don't hold myself out to be… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The whole music business in the United States is based on numbers, based on unit sales and not on quality. It's not… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
