Giving Quotes by Frank Zappa

12 Giving quotes by Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa’s twelve musings on giving break the mold, mixing irreverence with genuine insight. His unconventional take invites readers to see generosity through a lens of creative rebellion.

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Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.

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Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

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He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some…

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Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

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People call me for interviews on censorship type topics all the time, like that Gannette interview.I don't hold myself out to be…

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Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you…

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I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy,…

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The whole music business in the United States is based on numbers, based on unit sales and not on quality. It's not…

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Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is,…

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As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're…

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I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take…

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Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American…

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Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

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Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

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The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

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Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.

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Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

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To me absurdity is the only reality

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Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

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Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

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