There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set! — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.” — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
